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okay but what actually *is* "subtooting" please i missed that class of mastodon introduction school

there are 10 types of wolves one the world

wolves that understand binary
and wolves that dont

Hey now I have 400 toots and 40 followers which means each of my followers can have 10 of my toots all to themselves!! Hey @nova , this one can be yours :)

You are inside two wolves. Congratulations you’ve been eaten

inside of each of us are two two wolves jokes

one is a two wolves joke
the other one is an almost identical two wolves joke but just different enough to still get boosted

inside you there are two wolves

one wears pants like this
and the other one like this

Inside you there are two princes. One has diamonds in his pockets, that’s some bread now. And one wants to buy you rockets, ain’t in his head, now.

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i dont really know why i chose Olly Thorn specifically but sure he counts

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paralel universes are fine though and thats what matters because in one of those parallel universe a version of Olly Thorne that loves me and my knowledge of that is enough

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oh no thats three posts in a row this is high brainspew now and thats bad news for everyone else on this timeline

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am i funnier when im high, or am i higher when im funnier?

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I never understood the two wolves thing until I was high ?

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So I'm a bit high (look I got through my first block of exams and figured I deserved a chill evening without revising), and yes I'm high on main again dont @ me, and I had some weird ideas so I decided to go to my notes site (Keep) and was immediately confronted with a bunch of notes I made last time I was high with equally dumb ideas and idk, I use those notes a lot for other things and I just find it funny what an inane mess they are right now

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