according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a me should be able to exist

i would like to bring everyone's attention back to what really matters at the moment: me, and my feelings, all the time

I don't understand people who think being bisexual is unnatural, it's biology, not straightology.

Can somebody who gets my jokes please explain them to me I'm confused

Selfie, eye contact but I don't think you can tell, costume, mask 

Pictures of me in my LARP costume waiting for game to start.

crocodile crocodile crocodile crunch
I've gotta wake up an hour before lunch
pangolin pangolin pangolin pucked
I won't wake up I'm kinda fucked

I don't fuck with sleep and sleep dont fuck with me we got it worked out

have you ever thought that maybe there is a reason people don't use eggs as bedding

hello im back and im now every baby. yes all of them. me.

I am currently on "Ugh I've been hearing about this for too goddamn long I don't care about it anymore" status for pretty much everything that exists

I'm pleased to finally be able to announce that due to their recent controversies regarding "me being tired" and "uuugh I'm too gay to be awake right now" all times between 4am and 11am have been officially banned! Thats right, they don't exist anymore! please adjust all your clocks at earliest convenience

me: uuugh I'm so tired and so busy why am I always doing so much stuff I need me time I need a break I'm so tired

also me: oooh if I just book these three train journeys on that day I can get too all three events next month! oh and I could even go see my other friend in that neighbouring city the next day! and that leads onto that great other week-long event in Scotland! wow I'm so good at scheduling!

Enter cheat code: "hello" to make Fyrin instantly fall in love with you

A new thrilling sequel, Dampe's Inferno: This Time It's Humid

help I'm so warm I was not designed to operate at these temperatures I am a puddle I am the melty boi I am decease

dye-selfie, ec, boosts+++ 

I finally got round to dying my hair again and I'm so purple!! Validate me plz :3

hijinks levels are 38% and rising

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