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people who do crime should unionize and threaten to go on strike unless they start receiving royalties from the true crime podcast industry

when i adopted my cat he originally caught my eye because one of his ears is torn so obviously i was like “ooh he’s a scrapper” and then the humane society workers warned me that he had a bit of a difficult personality and that was what really sold me

fuck nudes, send selfies wearing cat ears

nsfw implied idk im being horny for monsters 

when the forewarned mummy says “i will break you” in its deep growly voice

who do you think you are???? get in the trenches with the rest of us

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the fact that there are some people on this earth that have never had a customer service job is just fucking absurd to me

i wasnt saying “dont say queer” either by the way, i was saying maybe dont append it with an ‘s’ when theres no way to tell if youre being homophobic or not but thats none of my business

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can we not popularize the usage of the term “queers” holy shit. or at least cw it. jesus

i dont include a name in my bio because if you absolutely need to call me anything you can just call me akechi. i would prefer it that way anyway

as an ADHD haver, i absolutely despise searching for how to do something and only finding videos and not written out instructions

my head hurts so bad and as it turns out only a kiss from a stupid boy with messy hair and glasses will fix it :/

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