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re: Cursed idea 

@Jo

so you're building your own limbs and housing and farming and irrigating. alternate exapunks with a garden simulator set to steampunk theme and you're 3/5 of the way there

blood, horror, silly 

@catdraiochta

TWENTY TWENTY FOUR HOURS AGOOO

I WAS EXSANGUINATED

ALMOST ALL DRAINED, BARELY BLOOD IN MY BONES

I WAS EXSANGUINATED

re: evolution theory, absolute crap I'm sure, very horror 

(this idea brought to you by the also horrifying thought that parasites in general but tapeworms particularly might be slowly adapting to eventually replicate sections of our gastrointestinal systems)

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evolution theory, absolute crap I'm sure, very horror 

the notion of human sentience being the result of a partially distributed intelligence resulting from tight biointegration (think fishes with worms for tongues, kids, there's never one real example of anything ever) with a arthropod parasite co-ancestor that eventually also integrated into our reproduction, and so tentacle stomachs from hell start tearing out of people suddenly a la alien when they're of certain ages

bad news: my December just got so much worse

good news: the worseness is non physically injurious and will replace a far less unpleasant memory of a literal car crash in my general thoughtsing of December

internal dialogue, food mentioned, language learning complications 

me: why do I have to look up words, I --

also me: it's for your Japanese study! about five years of it now! you understand some! and you get (GREASY BURGER PLACE) treats after

me: TO THE DICTIONARY! WHERE I SHALL LOOK UP NOT ONLY THE LONE WORD I REQUIRE BUT ALSO THE JAPANESE WORD FOR 'DICTIONARY' FIRST SO I CAN WRITE ABOUT DOING THIS LATERRRRRR, AND I'M GONNA LEARN EVERY WORD I SEE --

also me: *sighing* christ I'm such a nerd

@haskal

there are no randos. they're all clones of the orange beast. it is legion and has like a hundred selves with randomized names each. just how it is

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