HerGaiety @hergaiety@computerfairi.es

Me: Maybe if I wear headphones- big green cup headphones- while I'm trying to cook, my family won't interrupt me!

My family: <stares at me until I acknowledge them>

My pets: <stare at me until I acknowledge them>

The clown who lives in the pantry: <stares at me until I acknowledge him>

The best NFTs to give for Christmas are Natural Forest Things.
- kids love moss!
- grandmas tolerate pinecones!
- the enchanted skull of the ancient badger king makes a great accent piece for any rumpus room!

welcome newbies!

*y'all NEED use CWs, yes, *you* do! NSFW, caps lock, repeating emojis, politics, etc

*y'all NEED add alt text/image descriptions to images, yes even the memes with a lot of text, *usually* the shorter the description is the better

*if you're a creative-type and want attention add hashtags

*if you *don't* want extra attention add a ​ and/or ​ to the toot

PS I know most of the newer/updated instances say 'publish' but here we TOOT! 🐘 🔊

The enemy arrives by private jet, not by caravan.

me after watching some videos on health insurance

It's #FursuitFriday, so I'm sneaking in some #CreatureSuit photos. This is me in my Midnight Studios FX #werewolf suit. I picked out each of the body parts at their workshop in Arizona, and they cast, custom-painted and furred it in only a few weeks.

I feel like developers who worked on Twitter clients will be happier working on Mastodon clients (API wise)

bye bye Atom! You were good! 😭 https://github.com/atom/atom

Avatar sequels will continue until morale improves

...I'm seriously thinking about just being more active on my NSFW fedi acc due to how tired I'm getting of reading about whatever drama of hour is happening with rocket & car & bird company man... But then even that hasn't managed to fully escape the drama ​ I just want cute animals and interesting cool tech projects, gib more positive vibes plz ~

Just nuked my Twitter from 36,000ft. It was a mostly good 15 year run. But, I’m happy to be here. Thanks for being awesome Mastodonians.

Dear libs...

you do not get to call something "anarchy" because you don't know what the word "fascism" actually means.

As an anarchist I assure you there is nothing "anarchist" about a billionaire nazi manchild buying Twitter and turning it into Bigger Kiwi Farms.

Words mean things. Do better. Do a lot better.