tanuki~ @heytanuki@computerfairi.es

okay i added a tanuki emoji to work's slack instance

i dunno if anyone else does this, but on my Android phone, i just pinned computerfairi.es to my home screen. every instance works as a progressive webapp and i get notifications and stuff, seems to work really well!

i did this on an iPad also so i think it works in iOS

can't stop singing D.A.N.C.E. this morning, but i've always misheard a lyric as "You're always there for me Tiffany" and so i sound like a weirdo

esp if someone around me is named Tiffany

okaaaaay this is the outcome of a couple days of ikeaWork

#ikeaPosting

elve is stored in the shelve

elf is stored in the shelf

but I need to finish my ikeacrime shelving unit and the cleaning and the laundry

I'm playing too much Dead Cells but look,

it's rill gud

walking into a cafe yesterday with my partner yesterday, cashier called from the counter, "hi ladies how are you today?" and i was like "??? =D ???? =?"

like, wow, i actually thought i couldn't be seen as anything but male, and tbh that might be the most concretely stateable "goal" i have

on the other hand, i wish it didn't happen with a "ladies," it's frustrating for us

also later in the day the cashier at Home Depot seemed to be mansplaining how to use a wall anchor

give me a lightly grown out pixie cut with those long sideburns dealies tbh

i didn't get to go to the Ikea Forgiveness Center and repent today, so actually i'm gonna try rigging this thing

remember that instructional pictographs are only suggestions

#ikeaPosting ™️

anyway i just get happy about using my name, i'm a heckin nerd

the cashier at the burgplace was like "name for the order?" and i'm like "tanuki" and he's like

"t, a, n u k i? that's a cool name!" i'm really used to spelling it out

and i'm like "bless you, burgerlord, my grill liege"

my room's dysphoria is strong tonight, it just wants to have a little bit longer wall ;__;

*hugs wall*

your wall is as long as you want it to be. it's not your fault these shelves are built like this. they just don't understand

i bought the wrong ikeaThings and now i have to visit the Ikea Forgiveness Center again

You're at the Party is a song about becoming a furry send toot

thanks masto for making me listen to Spirit Phone again and try and fail to find a bad song on it

i k e a . . .

stopped over at Toy Joy and managed to get this lil mer-kitten and my purse grows stronger by one pin !!

oh, texas