JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine@computerfairi.es
@hellamander uuugh. "oops wrong part, time for an emergency sodomizing at the dealership parts counter" is an essential racing experience
If you haven't seen these episodes of Drunk Star Trek by my friend Jon, they are fantastic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDC1ivHSRHw
Largest alcohol study ever finds that there is no average health benefit to any amount of alcohol consumption--- the healthiest amount to drink is not at all. Moreover, alcohol is the leading risk factor for deaths and disabilities in most age groups:
https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(18)31310-2/fulltext
America, let's ask ourselves: why can't our congressional representatives also be dreamy? https://www.campacampaign.com/
PSA: during this transition period of TBD duration, this mastodon account is going to be pretty close to the same stuff I'm posting to twitter. You should feel free to adjust your reading strategy to whatever works best for you. If you want to follow one and mute the other, no hard feelings. I'll be here if you change your mind later.
oh shit yall OPERA CAKE
@werecupine we have this one, come listen to it in our back yard on saturday and see if you like it. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000WFST8S/ref=cm_sw_r_oth_api_POJFBbFNZSAPR
@sabertail it sounds like you are ignoring your calling!
Perhaps the twitter exodus is really going to happen!
