JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine@computerfairi.es

omg researchers are like, impressively terrible at diagnosing, even the supposed software engineers. "hmm my untested script crashed, maybe my computer stopped doing math correctly?" "... no I bet that isn't the issue kiddo..."

it would be difficult to overstate how much I'm looking forward to seeing nobody and doing nothing this weekend.

Thanks everyone for a lovely FC2020!

just checked into our airbnb and turned on the Chromecast, wherein it became obvious that our landlords are googlers who have kitted out the place with internal beta shit >.>

is the song "Final Countdown" stuck in your head? and if not, why not?

my new years resolution was to be more fully present and listen carefully during meetings and conversations, instead of multitasking and fiddling with my phone. Considering that I'm writing this toot during a meeting, this is not off to a good start. >.>

I don't understand what this word is supposed to mean but I definitely don't want it

this squirrel version of the tiny hands gag gift is like, the most upsetting thing ever

i enjoy soap and candles which claim to contain ingredients like "full spectrum electromagnetic energy", or "the concept of time itself"

I made a fake cyberpunk ad for FC2020! Love the con theme this year.

favorite lunchtime conversation topics for boomers:
- giving each other verbal driving directions to local businesses that used to exist
- how cheap houses used to be
- the time grandma ran for mayor
- kids today and their damned phones

Happy Winter Solstice! We celebrate the longest night of the year with a dinner by lamplight of our favorite summertime foods. We're on our way back to summer!

boy the workday really flies by when you start after lunch and then don't do jack shit all afternoon

bbs 1st thousandbirthday

Software Assisted Obnoxious Parking Job

@pepemapache@snouts.online welcome!