JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine@computerfairi.es

The boys have been experimenting with tempered chocolate, resulting in various unholy garbage candy creations >.>

@maxx you should follow robey and tilton, they each toot like 20 times a day. haha.

me: "i dont need automated tests for this simple new feature. But what the heck, its raining outside, why not go ahead and add a simple test just to be pedantic"

new test: *immediately finds severe design flaw in new feature*

me: >.>

@hellamander ikr!!!! the teeth and guts and staring eyes are definitely badass / disturbing... maybe it scans as more family friendly in like, idk latin cultures? anyway i think its fuckin metal

@pepemapache ugh i am sorry about all that. hope your parents recover quickly. what awful luck with the van! Those are nice vans too! :(

@maxx yeahhhh. i often have this line of thinking for the 6-12 months leading up to changing roles/projects. This time is different for myself but only because of the part time arrangement. I quiet quit in 2012 working for Geo, and that was good for getting time back. But I learned that it's hard not to be drained by the psychic damage caused by stupid shit and stupid people at work...

out for a walk around the neighborhood and HOLY SMOKES how did i not notice this gigantic shark mural near the train station?!? like i love it but also yikes sort of disturbing?

@binary im curious if you tell stories to your family about both of them but always tell the story like its one person? that's what our boy does when he has to talk about us to his coworkers. haha. XD

my mom: "I cant get into the bank website, it looks all different so i tried typing every banking login, password, PIN, secret, and my SSN into it but nothing works"

my lady you are an absolute DREAM for pfishing attackers

@dade yes! Some pointers from my holiday giving list, you could check these out on Charity Navigator:

- Env: Natural Resources Defense Council (13-2654926)
- LGBT: Trevor project (95-4681287)
- Env: rewild.org (26-2887967)
- LGBT: Sylvia Rivera law project (81-0640342)
- Justice: Southern Poverty Law Center (63-0598743)
- LGBT: rainbow street (46-4816760)
- Env/Justice: ProPublica (14-2007220)

@werecupine tbh im delighted that i am now in violation of their official policy because I dared to mention my address on some other non-walled-garden portion of the internet. I'm genuinely excited to learn if/when I get suspended--- either I won't, because the purpose of over-reaching policies is to capriciously enforce to a hidden agenda, and I will, and I will feel good about the cops dragging me away. lol.

@maxx I mean, surely yes

@maxx haha! i kept running across orc porn like idk 10 years ago on e621 also? I always thought it was a WoW thing. Samples available upon request!