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found on the shared bookshelf in the middle of a big team of PhD researchers

Starting to feel like a Star Trek engineer in this job; my plans get approved the fastest when I throw in jargon that I know my director doesn't understand. "Our ML performance will improve if we can integrate an inverse tachyon pulse diffuser." "Make it so."

srsly considering a 5,000 word Medium think piece comparing large-scale furry group social dynamics to Emily Post's observations of high society New York in the 1920s... for the love of god someone talk me out of this

It's no longer possible to create a second twitter account, it's effectively locked to phone now. So whatever accounts you currently have, that's it apparently!

Home safe from BLFC! Your wrap-up toot:

- The drive home was fine, or at least blizzardless
- The con was another series of reminders that I am terrible at social interaction
- Next year I've made a note to bring my own elevator
- Thanks everyone who hung out with us!

Tired of your phone alarm going apeshit while you try frantically to silence it? Well I made you a ringtone! It's a simple song that begins with brief, discreet tones. There are long pauses at the start, so you have more time to turn it off calmly:

zerotrickpony.com/slowstart.mp

jfc the internet is wall-to-wall Game of Thrones spoilers this morning. Good thing we watched the new episode on time for once!

Back from a lovely week in Berlin! The bathroom scale is very unhappy with me now.

Asked for my deposit back finally. This should be interesting.

if you think that you and your partner of multiple decades have run out of things to fight about, try asking them if you should swallow pills by doing it pills-first or water-first

me: "maybe I should try to take a break from alcohol for a few weeks, I'm worried about what it's doing to my brain"

my brain: "I think we both know what's going to happen with that idea"

tmw you realize that you've become good at spelling the word "bureaucratic" without having to look it up... this is not a good thing. >.>

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