JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine@computerfairi.es
Your favorite pretend wolverine.
Joined Apr 2018
this week at work is like Shark Week, but lawyers
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@hellamander last time i was on an airplane, in the air over an ocean, my book glitched and dumped its entire cache. "Simply re-download your books now!"
>.>
Random heat lightning last night! In California for gods sake! *eats hat*
me, about every game: "i miss playing that game! aww it was so great. i should fire it up"
game: "welcome back! you'll recall that your current task is to collect 57 radishes for the village. you currently have 2."
me: "ah yes, now i remember that i hate this"
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haha. ha. yeah get me out of this country
suddenly finding myself with extra time relax today, but i don't know how to relax anymore. >.>
auto cw: could contain food
@biscuitwah this could easily be the worst thing ever done in our kitchen
@maxx @werecupine LOL aight i stand down sir XD
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A neat thing that I’ve noticed about mastodon is that there isn’t a torrent of stuff so I can see things posted like weeks ago and like or respond to it because I missed it at the time. I seem to remember twitter being like that a long time ago.
@maxx yeah! and you can like, finish reading it, and then go live your fucking life. XD
@maxx @werecupine you wouldn't rather have baskin robbins? jesus thats bleak
@werecupine @hellamander HOW DARE YOU IGNORE ME
No just kidding. We're cool
the Washington Post has now completely stopped using the oxford comma, should i cancel my subscription
@Treycat today the Indifferent Teen Cashier rang up my mint bunch as "chives" and i had to dig my fingernails into my palms to not correct her
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if you haven't seen alton brown make rice krispies treats during the pandemic, it's truly amazing and worth watching: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dworC_RqzHw
@biggreenlzrd @maxx i now disable Javascript before visiting any recipe site. That way I have at least some prayer of a chance of scrolling past the life story bullshit before my GPU fans start screaming and my screen fills with popups.
The web is garbage
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WHY DOES EVERY FUCKING RECIPE ON THE INTERNET START WITH AN EIGHT PAGE NARRATIVE NO I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU OR HOW MEMORIES OF YOUR SHITTY CHILDHOOD LEAD YOU TO THIS RECIPE AND I ESPECIALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING GRANDMA SHE WAS PROLLY A BITCH
@werecupine ooooh pretty! what is it!
Your favorite pretend wolverine.
Joined Apr 2018
