JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine@computerfairi.es
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Joined Apr 2018
Wow i met my first chemtrails person! The mechanic next door to the smog shop pointed up at the completely ordinary cirrus cloud formations above us and said "my brother in the air force says you gotta get indoors when you see that". I didnt think anyone believed in that stuff!
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@dade @hellamander that looks yummy! I have the same problem where the book recipes exceed my bar supply, so my tiki drinks are a bit samey. Haha. (I think there's a paragraph in the front that says something like "tiki doesn't have to be involved, you can get a basic bar going with just 8 kinds of rum") >.>
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The plural of regex is regrets.
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@tanaki yes!!!! doooo it!
@maxx it crossed my mind!!!
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on "scaling mastodon is impossible"
https://lucumr.pocoo.org/2022/11/14/scaling-mastodon/
i think the author has good & interesting points, and i was glad to read a more serious counterpoint than the usual "twitter sucks but the fediverse is confusing"
but there are some things i disagree with:
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Once again, for the new folks in the peanut gallery, if on Android, try Tusky. If iOS, pay the $2 for Toot! The official app is, well, ass. The folks who boost this will underscore how true this is.
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Gonna put this on my desk when I leave work tomorrow.
Got some company from this v chill lil fella while waiting to smog my car. It's the smog dog!
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A Linux audio driver walks into a bar
Bartender: "what would you like?"
pulseaudio[18814]: No object for name "alsa_output.pci-0000_04_00.1.hdmi-stereo"
Bartender: "I can't hear you?"
pulseaudio[18814]: core-util.c: Failed to connect to system bus: Did not receive a reply
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I like especially the foot note at the end!
(I'm pretty sure it's just a (btw good) joke. But you can really buy that for a one-time purchase of $7.99.)
It was great to see everyone at PawCon this weekend!!! Buuuut MAN i had forgotten how rough it is on my social batteries to try to see old friends and think of something to say. The next day I thought of like 30 better conversation topics than "uhhhh hi good to see you boy it's been a long time" that I wish I'd said. Next time I need to like prepare a powerpoint deck or something. lol
@Treycat oh wow that is fascinating history! Yes i agree that since its out of my hands after i donate and vote, just like tell me the answer at the end. Haha. I don't want to devote hours/days of my life watching a needle waver randomly between "plodding centrism" and "climate disaster".
@zachgregoire welcome! good to see ya on here <3 hmu if you have masto qns!
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Food, multilingual pun
I've finally looked up how empanadas got their name
they're em 'in' + pan 'bread' + ada 'past participle'
so they're embreaded
american banks: "Listen, i know we talk every day, but I'm just feeling anxious about, you know, us. i think there's something you may not be telling me? Your address, your phone number... even though you've lived in the same place for 10 years and had your phone for 20... I just feel like these might have changed and you aren't telling me. Also what's your income?"
Your favorite pretend wolverine.
Joined Apr 2018
