JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine@computerfairi.es

According to this packaging there is another coolness level above any cough drops you can buy in any store. DON'T HOLD OUT ON ME HALLS I NEED MAXIMUM COOLING https://computerfairi.es/media/gkiXTssd1msUx8xwN0g

By next week New Horizons will have photos of the most distant world ever photographed by a spaceship! https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/observations/pluto-is-far-in-the-rearview-next-stop-ultima-thule/?utm_medium=social&utm_content=organic&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=SciAm_&sf205029572=1

One upside to the looming drug resistant microbe apocalypse will be the permanent end of handshaking. Yes an idiotic macho sales bro ritual which I despise, but also a public health nightmare.

Making breakfast on christmas morning. i can have cereal with egg nog poured on it, right? That's christmas-y, isn't it?

"Notification Bar On A Boomer's Tablet", in Gray and Blue. Mixed Media. https://computerfairi.es/media/74kLW6Z3KL3z_g9jqCU

the most time consuming aspect of business travel is convincing myself that I haven't forgotten anything before letting the hotel room door lock behind me for the last time

Frankly I feel like most engineering on existing systems is more psychology than coding. "What was this author probably thinking when they wrote this?" "Where would the last person in this codebase probably have hacked in this feature?" "What did they think I would think this interface name means?" The ability to guess intent from archeological evidence is a key skill.

grabbing some late night eats at the only bar in boston still serving food on a tuesday. It's basically in a stairwell https://computerfairi.es/media/TyvxnJyG0LlBA72JGsA

it's a small thing. but when i command-click a link to open it in a new tab, and it ignores me and replaces the current page anyway, i am filled with blind rage at that website

Now sitting through an hour of mandatory legal training for a job I don't actually have anymore.

OH GOD THE LEMONING HAS BEGUN https://computerfairi.es/media/jkB_0wO961alCbLQlTk

my long weekly nightmare of multiple consecutive days of sobriety is almost at an end

ow my head... i promise ill never alcohol again. (did i say this last year? maybe.)

Getting the car smogged! Ironically.

cheer up duolingo

Now entering literally the 10th hour of meetings whose sole topic is to argue about whether one box in one table of one slide of one presentation should be yellow? Or red? Debate has been going for 3 months now...

I just got called "Or Best Bad Cop" on my new project and I haven't even started full-time yet. Welp, so much for trying to be nicer to everyone... >.>