JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine@computerfairi.es

this is idiotic but i happened to notice my odometer hit all 6's and i couldn't let the occasion pass!

get yourself a boyfriend who loves you enough to make homemade gormet coffee liquor that makes a killer White Russian. in related news, I am drunk af rn

lockdown life tip: we all have habits built around being out and about... but now we're not! Consider spending 30 mins today thinking thu any mobile vs desktop apps, daily routines, household object/furniture placements, etc that may work better some other way for now.

Here's a good article about exposure risks and personal protection. TLDR brief contact and outdoors are lower risk. Prolonged contact and indoors are higher risk, even with 6 foot distancing. https://www.erinbromage.com/post/the-risks-know-them-avoid-them

apparently duolingo is preparing me for socioeconomically respectful tourism

Went for a walk along Route 1. The cliffs were beautiful today! And weirdly Alice's restaurant is still open! For... takeout potato chips I guess?

Thanks, DMV! Timing's not so great, though, since I don't have a commute anymore...

Went out yesterday for some essential exercise! feels great to be outdoors for once. <3

90% of this Zoom discussion is just about using Zoom. Which kind of reminds me of how 20 years ago when cell phones were new, and every cell phone conversation was like "I'm on a cell phone!"

I was ably to buy hand soap off Amazon because they hadn't yet run out of the bad kinds of smells. "I need soap to keep my family alive through this life threatening pandemic... Oh wait it's basil scented? I'd rather die."

i went out and got my essential exercise at a park today! with "fear of outside" so strong, its easy to forget that the world is still a beautiful place. just avoid the part of it that's got human beings. :-/

oh man y'all are all like "*twirls in meadow* so much free time now!" and i am just doing the same sitting around the house doing jack shit that i always did... am i pandemic'ing wrong?

"our lawyers are hysterical."
"you mean like, they're funny?"
"no."

omg my coworkers have convened a blue ribbon commission to investigate the mystery of WHY AREN'T PEOPLE READING OUR NEWSLETTER smh

trying out our new local eatery, "coffee, lobsters, and ladders"

i like this idea

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