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sometimes i feel like the only thing of value i really learned from my megacorp job is that it IS possible to approach a heap of 587 depressing messages with steely-eyed determination, and grind through them all

alcohol 

my current cocktail is "the second wave":

- 1/2 shot homemade blackberry syrup
- 1/2 shot fresh lemon juice
- 2 shots bourbon

alcohol kills germs.

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i wouldn't say i'm very good at biscuits, i just like eating them. i have extremely warm hands, so my trick is to:

1. freeze a stick of butter
2. grate the frozen stick with a cheese grater
3. freeze the bowl of grated butter again

that seems to keep the butter from melting too fast when i mix in the buttermilk to make the dough. if i'm not in any particular hurry, i'll combine the flour and other dry ingredients with the grated butter and re-freeze *that" too.

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our household stands perpetually upon the brink of psychiatric collapse due to concern of having amassed too much, or not enough, leftovers for lunches

PSA: cloth and paper masks worn to help prevent spread of Coronavirus (and other diseases) do not need to form a seal to be effective.

They do two things:
a. capture most of the droplets you exhale/cough/sneeze out
b. slow down (and thus reduce the range of) any droplets not caught

If you have two layers of fabric covering your nose and mouth, you are wearing a fabric mask correctly.

If breath reflects off of them and escapes around the edges, that is just fine -- the bulk of the droplets were caught, and those few that leave around the edges are slowed a ton. Mission accomplished.

Misinformation on this point (most of which seems to be repeating proper fit and donning for PPE masks, which do need to form a seal) is leading people to not wear masks because they believe they are difficult or impossible to wear correctly.

what device manufacturers think their customers want: "The latest Smart Features! Spotify integration! More apps! New color schemes!"

what we actually want: "Don't fucking brick my hardware. Treat my device like its mine, not yours."

some overlooked human emotions:
-wamt fruit Now
-the way irish music sounds
-the guilt of leaving a mess you intend to clean up later only to return and find someone else has done it
-Do Not want to leave warm water
-eating toast
-the relief of turning the last night off at night and finally being in darkness

It's pretty depressing to have the last few things i was still looking forward to get canceled or ruined. I will force myself to think up new things to have hope for, I guess. But it's tough to stay positive.

stuck in useless and annoying video conferences all day? Why not switch off your camera and make progress on those long overdue sewing projects!

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last night, we made personal pizzas on the grill!

the dough is just a basic dough with some olive oil and about 10% whole wheat. nothing special, but leave it kneading for like 10 minutes so you can toss it like on TV

this is idiotic but i happened to notice my odometer hit all 6's and i couldn't let the occasion pass!

booze 

get yourself a boyfriend who loves you enough to make homemade gormet coffee liquor that makes a killer White Russian. in related news, I am drunk af rn

lockdown life tip: we all have habits built around being out and about... but now we're not! Consider spending 30 mins today thinking thu any mobile vs desktop apps, daily routines, household object/furniture placements, etc that may work better some other way for now.

covid-19 advice 

Here's a good article about exposure risks and personal protection. TLDR brief contact and outdoors are lower risk. Prolonged contact and indoors are higher risk, even with 6 foot distancing. erinbromage.com/post/the-risks

apparently duolingo is preparing me for socioeconomically respectful tourism

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