JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine@computerfairi.es
Your favorite pretend wolverine.
Joined Apr 2018
Now explaining the usefulness of the word "y'all" to my non-southern co-worker.... As well as how the word "sheriff" has one syllable and is pronounced "shareFFFF"
you'd think that after decades of industry experience i would stop doubting my basic ability to get simple work done and be a minimally useful employee that doesn't fret too much about my job performance.
but no.
found on the shared bookshelf in the middle of a big team of PhD researchers
Starting to feel like a Star Trek engineer in this job; my plans get approved the fastest when I throw in jargon that I know my director doesn't understand. "Our ML performance will improve if we can integrate an inverse tachyon pulse diffuser." "Make it so."
Every NIMBY's speech at a public hearing: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/every-nimbys-speech-at-a-public-hearing
srsly considering a 5,000 word Medium think piece comparing large-scale furry group social dynamics to Emily Post's observations of high society New York in the 1920s... for the love of god someone talk me out of this
It's no longer possible to create a second twitter account, it's effectively locked to phone now. So whatever accounts you currently have, that's it apparently!
JJ Wolverine
boosted
Home safe from BLFC! Your wrap-up toot:
- The drive home was fine, or at least blizzardless
- The con was another series of reminders that I am terrible at social interaction
- Next year I've made a note to bring my own elevator
- Thanks everyone who hung out with us!
hell is hotels managed by and for extroverts
Tired of your phone alarm going apeshit while you try frantically to silence it? Well I made you a ringtone! It's a simple song that begins with brief, discreet tones. There are long pauses at the start, so you have more time to turn it off calmly:
jfc the internet is wall-to-wall Game of Thrones spoilers this morning. Good thing we watched the new episode on time for once!
Photos from Berlin! Such a cool city! https://photos.app.goo.gl/6s2cgP2oLoR5UPz87
Back from a lovely week in Berlin! The bathroom scale is very unhappy with me now.
Asked for my deposit back finally. This should be interesting.
if you think that you and your partner of multiple decades have run out of things to fight about, try asking them if you should swallow pills by doing it pills-first or water-first
Your favorite pretend wolverine.
Joined Apr 2018
