JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine@computerfairi.es

lol: https://lastplacecomics.com/mind-projection-machine/

New large VA study shows that vaccination does little to mitigate long covid: https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2022/05/25/long-covid-vaccines-slight-protection/

TIL Julia Child wanted to be a spy, and used to work for the CIA fighting sharks. Yes seriously: https://www.washingtonpost.com/history/2022/05/02/julia-child-hbo-oss-sharks

loose water filter bracket, you have crossed me for the last time

"the sun emoji should be wearing sunglasses! like on raisin bran!"

"no honey the raisin bran sun doesn't have sunglasses. that's a mandela effect thing. we already fought about this. oh god you don't remember"

It snowed near our house today! We drove up to the observatory and threw one (1) snowball

basically the way i deal with everything is to go through the stages of grief until i get to "bargaining" and stop at bargaining forever and that's why i have all these spreadsheets

my dad has spent the last 30 minutes talking to a retired neighbor on speaker phone at max volume, giving each other driving directions from memory as if google maps doesn't exist. this is the most boomer thing ever

the screaming neighborhood children are irritating me so i am retaliating with loud sigur ros on the yard speakers