JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine@computerfairi.es

i want a microwave with a button that turns it on two minutes before i remember that i left cold tea in the microwave

The boys have been experimenting with tempered chocolate, resulting in various unholy garbage candy creations >.>

me: "i dont need automated tests for this simple new feature. But what the heck, its raining outside, why not go ahead and add a simple test just to be pedantic"

new test: *immediately finds severe design flaw in new feature*

me: >.>

out for a walk around the neighborhood and HOLY SMOKES how did i not notice this gigantic shark mural near the train station?!? like i love it but also yikes sort of disturbing?

my mom: "I cant get into the bank website, it looks all different so i tried typing every banking login, password, PIN, secret, and my SSN into it but nothing works"

my lady you are an absolute DREAM for pfishing attackers

my brain: "hey remember that somewhat rude thing you said 8 years ago to that person you don't keep in touch with anymore and didn't know well anyway? FEEL BAD! NEVER FORGET!"

An old friend of mine bought a Rivian! I got to drive it, surprisingly quick for 7000lbs of laptop batteries! I was definitely impressed.

Today is the first day on Mastodon that I felt the urge to reply to a stranger to tell them how they were wrong about their opinions. I didn't do it, but I was tempted. Certainly that's some kind of Social Media milestone!