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@vortaro i know it's a different kind of tear but that's so sad, ŝiri, play a sad song

Interviewer: What's your biggest strength?

Me: I'm an expert in machine learning.

Interviewer: What's 9 + 10?

Me: Its 3.

Interviewer: Not even close. It's 19.

Me: It's 16.

Interviewer: Wrong. Its still 19.

Me: It's 18.

Interviewer: No, it's 19.

Me: it's 19.

Interviewer: You're hired!

knock knock
whos there
tō
tō who
no its pronounced tōhō

Classic Doctor Who, racism, question 

@lizardsquid i like this because it leaves a lot less room for folks to be pedantic about it

@Petra@social.wxcafe.net [that meme that freeze-frames on a confused look as question marks populate everywhere] that's weird

Bots, Esperanto 

@Petra@social.wxcafe.net @vortaro JEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!

hey now, clock, no need to rush

⏰: don't worry, i'm ticking my time :)

knuckle tat of knuckles the echidna intricately detailed on each knuckle

paypal grief 

@lady_lumb i agree whole-heartedly with the first two words of that sentence

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