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@azushark it looks so good omg
@Petra@social.wxcafe.net seeing as tho I didnt see this until now, im starting to think you have a point >:0
@Petra@social.wxcafe.net but it fits in my pockeeeeeeeeet!!!!!!
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@Petra@social.wxcafe.net it's my phone in this case!!!!!!!!!!
@Petra@social.wxcafe.net it literally only just notified me now! aaaaugh!
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y'all ever think about how the u.s. flag planted on the moon is bleached out by the sun and all it is now is a white flag?
@Petra@social.wxcafe.net this is a good one
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@Petra@social.wxcafe.net did you know that cameras actually distort depth in closer spaces! it's apparently the main reason why most people don't like their own selfies but a workaround can be holding the camera farther away & using zoom
@Petra@social.wxcafe.net hi, im sorry :( (you look really cute tho ftr)
i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooooong skirt
skirts for all occasions
@Petra@social.wxcafe.net wait, why hot dr. pepper?
@kalamatamari bae o wolf
you know those phrases that pop in your head while you're dozing off to sleep?
mine just now was "well if this is a dream it's a rotisserie!"
in bed and as snuggalo as a
my favorite beatles song is the thwacking of a thousand wings glittering midnight with movement
good morning i'm grrrl
why yes i will gladly do the fandango, i thought you'd never ask :')
good morning i see a little silhouetto of a man
Smaug is notorious for his withering put-downs: he's always dragon people
Dillow (Dog Pillow)
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