Hexiliv 🌻 @kalamatamari@computerfairi.es

Oh my god, i just realized the custom instance emojis are essentially the exact same concept as the like custom smileys on Internet forums in 1999

Like y’all remember BBcode smileys, that is literally what this is. I can’t believe i didn’t make that connection sooner

A knuckle sandwich is just Bread

me: wtf rust, how do i increment a value in a super introspective mood, time for a while for the most part, but she doesn't specify a place and i keep waiting for screaming cowboy to cut in

url is the new irl, pass it on

If you bother a Penny they will just shriek like an angry dial up modem and also probably bite

If you make a Penny very excited they will also shriek like a dial-up modem.

If a Penny feels mischievous, they will lean in close. And shriek like a dial-up modem.

Penny likes to be loud.

wiggles ears

wiggles nose

wiggles tail

wiggles toes

meow!

Writing advice:

If people admonish you for starting sentences with "But" try starting them with "Butt" instead.

I hate doing this but I'm in a bit of a pickle again, financial aid is telling me they're gonna take another 4-6 weeks to go through my documentation again and rent is coming due in a couple weeks.

I'm starting looking for work, but best case scenario, I still won't be getting paid before rent comes up, so I'm asking for help.

If you can spare a few bucks, I'd appreciate it, or boosts are good too.

I need about $700 to not end up homeless again.

#transcrowdfund

http://paypal.me/rosieertel

#ff go follow my dog if ur not a cop 🚨
@GideonADog
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hello, friends - i just had a healthy lunch please help tuck me in for a nice nap on the company dime

this is a cool video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrqdU4cZaLw