Hexiliv 🌻 @kalamatamari@computerfairi.es

i need to climb up there.. but it’s so high up

*lightbulb*
*turns to camera*

gimme a Boost. 8)

#Fursona

meet Coda! They are an electronic possum/personal assistant/musical instrument. Their tummy can become a grid of buttons that can be used to control software, make music, play games, etc., and they respond to voice commands - though they glitch out a lot and aren’t always functional. You’ll probably find them digging in the trash, looking for synthesizers or game boy carts.

(Art: artbyfloe, vcrshark, poodlewool, and myself)

@kalamatamari *looks at picture I just took* looks fake

Some twitter v. Mastodon tips for all of the lovely new tooters:

When you like a tweet on twitter, a swarm of AIs spin into action, analysing every aspect of the tweet and trying so desperately to find the matching tweet to show you next that will keep you scrolling, lest their masters decommission them in favor of a new version.

When you fave a toot on Mastodon, there aren't any AIs; you just made another human being across the world feel nice.

You see where there was a little "SHOW MORE" button just there that you pressed to see the rest of this? That's a content warning (or CW)

You use those whenever you want to make a toot (stop giggling at the back, we know, that's what it's called, get over it) that mentions something that other people might not want to see

Stuff like politics (it's exhausting), drugs, NSFW stuff, health discussions, selfies, and so on

That's a non-exhaustive list, just be considerate

I wrote one sentence in Welsh and now my autocorrect is correcting into Welsh and dwi ddim yn deall beth dwi'n dweud

on mastodon we are only going to do wholesome dunks

-bofa these arms around you in a hug, friend
-aldis cookies I baked for you
-wendys dog photos are sent

be your own chill hip-hop beats to study/relax to 24 hour radio feed on youtube :^)

i'mma boost ya toot.

bitches on me like "i am on u" smh

Humble suggestion that “shitposting” on masto be renamed to “pooptootin”

i should probably plug my game here too

i made a game! it's nsfw so only play if you're a grownup, and it's got some content warnings for various kinds of kink content

https://minty-da.itch.io/superminigame-collection