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language thoughts brought on by thinking slightly too hard about the word "autocephaly" and then letting my brain go for a wander

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just wanna say: the word "cephalopod" is incredible. "head-leg". like a child looked at an octopus and thought "it's got a head. and legs. and not much else."

the prompt was "how to look after your heart". content warnings: food, relationships, allusions to sex 

sod that omega-3 bollocks
slather the toast with butter
no need to keep that organ clean and safe for something more

don't waste any time with frolics
that send your heart all a-flutter
just keep your oxytocin for the plaything in the drawer

and never let yourself feel hope for someone to adore

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@artsyhonker I just like imagining what alignment chart would contain "chaotic rough"

someone should girlfriend me

I mean, probably it'd be a mistake on their part but whatever, I would like it

Jenny H boosted

hey does anybody have resources for bein trans in the netherlands? how to get hrt and shit? asking for my gal pal who's looking into it but doesnt really know what to search for

@GreenandBlack ohh holy shit do I need a metal cover of Royals in my life

@GreenandBlack this is great! I usually listen to albums; which album of theirs would you recommend I listen to?

Me: It's 11pm, my friend has just left to go home so they can sleep. What should I do now?
My Brain: accordion!!!
Me: ...tempting but my walls aren't [i]that[/i] thick

religious homophobia shitpost 

what clown called it "queers going to hell" and not "going down for going down"

been playing some green day on accordion because why the fuck not

alcohol, asking for help 

@patience I moved into a different room and am playing music loudly, which is a different coping strategy I guess

alcohol, asking for help 

someone talk me out of opening a bottle

mental, negative 

jenny not getting into arguments detrimental to her mental state challenge 2k19

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