Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

protip: brush your teeth immediately after having a hot chocolate to make your mouth taste like after eights

Should I write an academic paper in which I refer to the four elements of a diamond-shaped partial order as "white", "blue", "yellow" and "pink"?

My mum's sister likes to criticise the Church of England because she feels it heretically treats God the Son as subordinate to God the Father.

We call her Auntie Diss Establishment Arianism.

felt crappy yesterday. feeling crappy today. want to achieve something so the day doesn't feel like a total waste but struggling to even have the motivation to get out of bed :(

Just released my new EP, Role Play, featuring guitars, bitterness and a kalimba!

https://loosechangeling.bandcamp.com/album/role-play

A guy was ranting in the street about how the muslims killed Salman Rushdie.

Mate, isn't he still alive?

So I bought some creepy paper masks on amazon for an art thing. However, I wasn't in when they were delivered, so when the delivery guy phoned me I told him to leave it on the doorstep. Just got back, and the package has been opened... But the contents are still in it. Apparently the masks were too weird to steal?

Would go home and get it but I've got to be teaching for the next couple of hours...

I've not said it here yet, so: I'll be releasing my next EP on Thursday

Just need to make cover art, the item I need for which is currently resting on my doorstep lol

Forgot to grab my thermos before heading to the office.

Looks like today is gonna be... thirsty work

Always a good start to the day to be threatened with a fine for something I have no memory of doing.

Apparently this particularly threatening note was put in all the letterboxes in my block? Fun fun.

saying "dioxygen difluoride" loudly to watch all the chemists wince involuntarily

then smugly saying "I thought that would get a reaction..."

Been working on a programming course so I have the theme tune to a Famous British Game Show stuck in my head

(Only Haskell kids will get this...)

I have bought a pack of pens, six in different colours: red, pink, purple, green, blue and black.

Which colour should I use first, and why is it purple?

I wish I felt more wantable :(

Should I randomly head into town tomorrow just to buy a notebook and some pens