river city girls is just perfect example of like.
game: hey we're a classic series full of fun action! paramount in the genre!
me: i sleep
game: and in this version you can play as a girl!
me: REAL SHIT?????
another example of this is i listened to a history of Metal Slug on youtube because honestly i have seen those games around but didn't know much about them so it's interesting
then i learned in the later games you can choose to play as A GIRL
and i'm like "oh. suddenly i'm actually interested in playing this!"
it's not that i'm intentionally being a misandrist in video games, it's just that a game has to bring so so so so so much more to the table to get me interested if i can't play as a girl lol
@wigglytuffitout /pizza is dead and they're never gonna bring it back. We've gotta move on.
