Joe @legendaryjoeb@computerfairi.es

Imagine, if you will, that suddenly one day the Moon hatches and we’re stuck with a giant space chicken.

@elfi

@Nine >_>

<_<

*whispers*

Slime Ranch Salad Dressing

Y'all heard the student president.

@elfi

@troubleMoney The problem with the Greek gods is that they always demanded authentic Udon noodles when someone visited and as you may imagine Udon was very hard to reach/unheard of/may not have even existed so people just left Zeus and the kids hungry.

@Nine

@troubleMoney

https://computerfairi.es/media/OXJZIMMoJhyViCf2sZk

It’s fake as all get out but this still amuses me to no end

@Nine

@elfi

https://computerfairi.es/media/IEj_p1xM8m6nNaTNqtA

@elfi

fucked up that i need to keep eating it

Ah yes, the great lost languages of...

*squints at paper*

Canadian, Australian and... British...

@elfi Change it anyways. Defy the norms. Fuck Christmas; we’re extending Halloween, bitches!

@Nine Motivation for Nippon Invasion Deux

@elfi No joke, I wish I could get this translated because apparently while in prison he gets grilled about his ship crashing. He’s legendary among Romuns for it.

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