Joe @legendaryjoeb@computerfairi.es

When Mark Watney was trapped on Mars do you think he tried to chip some of his potatoes?

it's negative too fucking cold outside

@pettancow Faetes, help me, I'm considering submitting a Ys I speedrun to RPG Limit Break

Trying to find a creative solution for leaky windows in a snowstorm at nearly two AM in the morn is [i]not[/i] my idea of fun.

The Adventures of Michael Cera and Sassy Alexa.

"Hey Alexa, did I take my medication recently?"
"How the fuck should I know? You never tell me anything anymore."

The more I hear about indie game YIIK the more I wish I hadn't heard about it.

Feels good to get home and get into clothes that aren’t cold and wet

i’m not sure if it’s raining just right or if the seals on my boots are going but right now my feet are wet and i hate it

Sitting here waiting for this apocalyptic snowfall but it just ain't coming.

smdh if I miss ANOTHER apocalypse.

@Chel https://sonicmega.tumblr.com/post/166490871661/dont-act-like-an-ass-if-youre-not-ready-to-be

@Chel @pettancow

So NISA got Cold Steel III and so far it’s just gonna be a PS4 exclusive.

*deep breath through teeth*

Many kitties

If I don’t have my Reese’s
Then I’m falling to Pieces

Controversial? Game Opinion: Hollow Knight has a better visual aesthetic than Cuphead.

saw a hashtag trending on birdsite “TriggersMeIn4Words” and all i can think is jfc how insensitive can people be. i get the intent but fucking still.

I just made some coffee but then someone mentioned Panera Bread and I remembered this really great green tea I had there last week and now I want some tea as well.

RIP me.

Reading about an old episode of Transformers where Optimus Prime is disassembled and most of his parts are used to make a robot alligator that's let loose in the New York City sewers.

...

Who needs drugs when we've got 80s cartoons?

Valentine’s?! Fuck that shit, it’s Easter, bitches.