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us pol, kink adjacent 

okay but what if drumpf is truly a dumb motherfucker and he’s wanting a bbw instead of a bbwall

stupid video game stuff 

i’m low key stressing because someone else submitted a ys i speedrun to rpg limit break with a better estimate and making it a race. it’s not the biggest deal if i don’t go but i was really hoping to have a chance to do something really awesome this year.

i wake up and phase through the bed, trapped in a state of quantum flux between the waking and the dream world.

coffee, the only substance that can tether me to the mortal plane.

family, medical, all caps 

@legendaryjoeb OF FUCKING COURSE THEY’D FORGET TO PICK UP MY PRESCRIPTION. WHY WOULD I EXPECT ANY FUCKING LESS?

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family, medical 

shoutouts to the family who thinks it’s more important to see a movie instead of me getting antibiotics for this infected tooth.

so it’s clear i’m getting the antibiotics but mary poppins gotta come first.

Socialism will be the standard in America before I get this video uploaded.

On the other hand maybe I can clean some stuff up so it doesn't look like I forgot how to get around the mazes in places.

MAYBE.

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Ahahaha, my salt levels are off the chart because I died a stupid death while recording a video and I'm too prideful to just continue from a save I made fifteen minutes ago.

Uploading a 1.2GB file with a 0.3MB rate.

So this is what Eternity feels like then?

lol, downloaded OBS Studio 18.01 because OBS said it was a new update so after I installed that I get a prompt to the effect of "guess what we're at 22.02 now, bitch."

Watching with horror as my download speeds get slower and slower because that almost assuredly means my upload is equally tanking and I have a big file to upload later...

food 

just threw some little steaks in the fridge to marinade because i'm worth it

birdsite, gender “reveals” 

motherfuckers, lasagna is pure, you keep lasagna out of your fucking gender reveal bullshit

drugs, joke 

Some people huff glue. Others huff PC duster.

Me?

Nothing but the finest powdered chocolate, thanks.

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