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Customer: NUTRITION EDGE CORPORATION
DMV: COULD HAVE SEXUAL CONNOTATION

Verdict: DENIED

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Customer: JEEP WRANGLER - WILLYS EDITION (1941)
DMV: SEXUAL-WILLY

Verdict: ACCEPTED

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hey gang i'm going to marathon super mario world on the snes to raise money for mermaids uk next weekend the 29th tiltify.com/@mavica/mavica-pla :boost_ok:โ€‹

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Customer: MY BUSINESS IS: CLICK AND BLOOM PHOTOGRAPHY
DMV: LOOKS LIKE COCK BLOOM

Verdict: DENIED

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Customer: FRANKY'S 69
DMV: LOOKS LIKE FREAKY 69

Verdict: ACCEPTED

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No steppies on the jerboa friend! ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿญ #furryart #art

Artist: magenta7

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etymology shitposting, but kind of true. the word "jet" (as in to launch something outward rapidly) is from the old french word "jeter" which comes from the proto-indo-european base "ye-" meaning "to throw."

so anyway, the word "yeet"

this bot i follow (which posts heathcliff comics with random pornhub comments replacing the captions) looks WAY dirtier on here with the tags and content warnings than it used to look on twitter when they just posted them raw lol

anyone looking over my shoulder would think i'm following heathcliff porn when it's just shit like this

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me: do you sell ducks?

him: yes, but they're going quick

me: ok I'll take one

[later]

duck: quick

me: I see

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