nsfw, half life, partner mention 

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me, jokingly: my favourite half life boss is the gonarch
partner: the what
me: the gonarch! You know, the giant headcrab with balls?
partner: what!?!?
me: oh no, what have I introduced to you

partner: *spends the next hour on the half life wiki, learning a great number of messed up things*

(here it is, for those who don't know: combineoverwiki.net/wiki/Gonar )

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nsfw, half life, partner mention 

a quote from the article:

the concept for the Gonarch emerged from an idle brainstorming session when someone at the company posed the idea, "Why don't we put a giant testicle on a 20-foot-tall armored spider?"

half life is a game that has won many many awards.

nsfw, half life, partner mention 

@lizardsquid Bread and games (with huge balls.)

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