I'm arranging a little gathering, and someone wants to know the number of attendees - but the group is a mix of plural systems and singlets.
I don't want to be specific and say "there are 5 systems and 2 singlets attending", I just want to give a single number.
Is there a phrase I can use to express this?
@pup_hime "there will be 7 assholes at this party.... wait that's not what I meant"
@lizardsquid @pup_hime 14 cheeks
@lizardsquid seven asses