While I'm up late ranting, my favorite Arthurian headcanon is that Arthur, Guenivere and Lancelot were a poly trio who got caught up in bad politics and social taboos.
Someday I kinda want to write a version of the legends where they're all happily reunited in Avalon at the end.
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@InspectorCaracal Have you listened to the mechanisms' "High noon over camelot"?
It's the tale of Arthur, retold as a Wild West tragedy on a spaceship, where Arthur, Guenivere and Lancelot are a poly trio.
@InspectorCaracal (it is a tragedy, though, so keep that in mind)
@lizardsquid No!! I'll look it up first thing in the morning, I'm excited about this :D!!