tired: USB 2.0
tired: Firewire
tired: USB 3.0
tired: Thunderbolt 1
tired: USB-C
tired: Thunderbolt 2
wired: 💾

THATSS RIGHT EFFIN FLOPPY DISKS!!

if your code doesn't fit on a floppy then really what are you doing with your life

if your code does fit on a floppy then why tf aren't you using floppys tbh

"but kibi, blah blah technical reason for not using the greatest piece of technology known to mankind"

i don't wanna hear it!! floppys are great look at the floppy!!!! 💾💾💾

floppys are thinner than an iPhone, they're lightweight, they look cool, they don't break when you toss them on the table

silicon valley should be all about that floppy tech tbh

*imagines plugging a floppy into my phone or laptop device* see this is the kind of innovation the world is missing

if you're not a fan of floppys then what about those mini CDs?? yeah??

bzzt whrrrr mini cd zoooom