really really lewd, crushes, ???
*sees a mutual's posts* oh wow, they're pretty cool, maybe I should befriend them at some point
*sees a selfie of them* oh they're cute too, maybe I should tell them when I befriend them
*sees their nudes* oh they're hot and I kinda want to do Sex Things™ with them, maybe I should tell them when- OH NO
really really lewd, crushes, ???
@lizardsquid extremely relatable
really really lewd, crushes, ???
@lizardsquid Thought: I'm already in a relationship
Superthought: I'm already dating 6 people whats one more
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@lizardsquid I had 1 then 6 suddenly, lets try to get it to double digits