how to: get me to be your nbf
1. talk to me
2. cuddle me
3. be nice to me
4. repeat steps 1-3 for a while
5. tell me that you love me
6. if I say I love you too:
repeat steps 1-3 for a day
if I say I don't love you yet/only love you as a friend:
repeat steps 1-3 until I fall in love with you
7. ask me to be your nbf
disclaimer: steps will not work if I tell you no or to stop, obviously
how to: get me to be your nbf
I like how multiple people have been flirty with me in DMs that reply to this post ♥
how to: get me to be your nbf
@lizardsquid i feel hypothetically called out by this because that's absolutely something i'd do if i didn't have social anxiety specifically around flirting oops
how to: get me to be your nbf
@typhlosion aaaaaa gosh that's cute!!!
I'm sorry to make yo anxious, though
how to: get me to be your nbf
@lizardsquid @typhlosion Kassy is very cute, i love her lots
how to: get me to be your nbf
@Gaypow @lizardsquid slander
how to: get me to be your nbf
@typhlosion @lizardsquid flanders
how to: get me to be your nbf
@typhlosion @Gaypow you're adorable, Kas!
how to: get me to be your nbf
@lizardsquid @Gaypow y'all need to recalibrate
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RECALIBRATING....
CUTENESS RE-EVALUATING: Kasran...
[in progress...complete]
CUTENESS LEVEL: 100%
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@lizardsquid @typhlosion My Sensors are precise, sassy is an ultra cutie, she almost broke my scanner
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@lizardsquid @typhlosion @Gaypow Can confirm, this lizard is well within calibration on cuteness.
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@Felthry @Gaypow @lizardsquid wehhhhh
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@typhlosion @Felthry @Gaypow @lizardsquid Proposal: that the kasran (symbol Kn) be adopted as the SI unit for cuteness in honour of the extreme cuteness of its namesake. Example usage: this kitten rates an exceptionally high 820 mKn of cuteness.
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@Terrana @Felthry @Gaypow @lizardsquid /)/w/(\ huff
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@typhlosion @Felthry @Gaypow @lizardsquid "Although the kasran scale was standardised in 2017, it should be noted that Kasran herself could reach as high as 1.7 Kn when blushing."
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@Terrana @Felthry @Gaypow @lizardsquid /)//3//(\ HUFF ❤
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@typhlosion @lizardsquid @Felthry @Terrana i love her so much
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@Gaypow @typhlosion @lizardsquid @Felthry Ooh. Are you two romantically involved?
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@Terrana @typhlosion @lizardsquid @Felthry maybe a little bit
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@typhlosion @Felthry @Gaypow @lizardsquid Oh, great, now I'm going to need to recalibrate my kasranometer. The scale doesn't go up that high.
how to: get me to be your nbf
@lizardsquid don't worry, it wasn't you. i'm anxious all by myself
how to: get me to be your nbf
@lizardsquid lmfao thats a strategy