Me: *constantly low-key flirts even when they don't mean it*
Also me: *is picky as fuck*
Also me: why am I single I hate this omg
@lizardsquid thanks I am ok
@Shadow8t4 @lizardsquid just date people ON LINE and then pine for them constantly
@Gaypow @lizardsquid I could do that, but how the heck do I find people online????
No one knows?
@Shadow8t4 @lizardsquid not sure, i broke my wifi from dating too many people ON LINE
NSFW, joke
@Gaypow @lizardsquid wow I aspire to be like you gay pound me I mean gay pound cake
@Shadow8t4 @Gaypow The partner that I'll be living within a month? I met them on mastodon...
@lizardsquid @Gaypow what the fuck is a Mastodon
@lizardsquid @Gaypow (I appreciate your support thank you that's awesome btw)
@lizardsquid I am an enigma of a picky dater stuck in a small city in which I've already explored most of my options.