Some people talk about having things that are reasons they get out of bed at the morning. They have drive and motivation and other words that might look good on a poster.

I have ... none of that, it seems. I genuinely don't know why I keep bothering to roll out of bed in the morning, aside from it being slightly preferable to decomposing somewhere. I also don't know what would motivate me, either, as it seems like it would require a radical change from what I do now.