money, a joke (...probably...)
you can now rent-a-lizard!
for just $10 an hour, you can watch me wriggle around and say nice things to you!
add an extra $5 (flat rate) and you can also snuggle me as much as you want!
money, a joke (...probably...)
@lizardsquid That is a bargain.
money, a joke (...probably...)
@Caelyn <3 <3 <3
@lizardsquid Mmmmmh, tempting :3