me: what use is sleep without girlfriend!!
you: but kibi!! it's good practice!!
me: mrrrgglll bllrrgfkll prachhll smactill *flops against pillows* *pulls up blankets and hides*
i am extremely noisy i make lots of mrrggll bllrrglls irl it's very true
me: i will make cute noises now
me: *mrrglll blrrglls that sound like some demonic creature gasping its last breath*
me:
me: eh close enough
