Gay noises 

Basically imagine that one really angry, really loud, really big dude on the bus who's always scowling and who you're too afraid to look at because you're afraid he'll snap you in half if you breathe in his general direction

You know the guy I'm talking about

That's Cynder

Except she's a lady and quiet, both of which are scarier imho

Gay noises 

And race absolutely has something to do with it because I know how much she loves making white people uncomfortable lmao

Gay noises 

Oh shit I remember this one time when she visited we were skating around this like abandoned apartment complex and these pasty-ass skater bros were being pricks and one of them was like "bitch doesn't even know how to use a skateboard"

Cynder was just like

Quiet

And after a few seconds she held it up and completely deadpan was like "would you like me to show you" and I swear to god I've never seen someone that concerned for their well being in my entire life

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