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back in my day we were grateful if we got a mood of any size,

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@Crocabit@snouts.online give them a special face smooch

@Crocabit@snouts.online this cat got beautiful eyes

Computer Fairies is 2 years old today!

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ADVICE FOR YOUNG CURSEMONGERS

Top three curses you're gonna want to have in your shop window, or you're not going to make it in this town:

) Nose Puddle
) They Were Looking At You The Whole Time
) It's Always Someone's Birthday

You get those down, you're all set. Bills will be paid. Lucky horseshoes will crack as you pass by.

You go your own way? Try to write a new bullpucky curse like Daffodil's Lament? Or Tears of Mt. Fallen?

This town will swallow you whole AND you'll lose that lease.

@maple oh i thought it was like. poot. haha its funny cause its a poot kinda thing but that makes sense

yall ever just completely get ur guts murdered by a neat anomaly and then live forever

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!