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i dont even have a chair or desk i use a nightstand for my monitor and sit my sorry ass on the floor to game

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ive got the room aesthetic of a cishet guy who claims hes into minimalism but by that it just means his room looks like a solitary confinement cell

writing a resume with zero experience is the most humiliating and embarrassing thing ive ever had to do in my life, the page is so empty theres a fucking echo

hornet update: it keeps coming back to scare me... she wants me for real

thought about two rugged old men being friends despite life's hardships and almost cried

debating learning to code for reals instead of just staring at code trying to decipher it like ancient scripture

*hair turning white from stess* *eyes start glowing red* i want oatmeal.... *growls* so bad...

bible spoilers (mostly the gospels) 

holy shit i cant believe judas would do that

@dragonmagic its kinda like "blou-hai"..? ive never once heard someone outside the nordics pronounce it correctly though

i dont even hate hornets its just that this ones BIGGER THAN MY THUMB

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theres a HUGE hornet that keeps coming into my balcony uninvited and im not happy about it...

i am but a slave to my earthly desires. if my ancestors are watching me they could not bear to look me in the eye. (i autopiloted opening my manga reader of choice instead of googling avaliable jobs)

to clear my name i don't actually read that much yaoi i'm more a fan of BL manga with proper plot and story development... HOWEVER.

@solar even as a conessieur of yaoi i can bravely say yuri is BY FAR the better choice based purely on the fact that woman,.

which one is better. discuss.

the one thing about me that could 100% pass for a cis man is the way my dorm rooms have had absolutely zero personality or decor the entire time ive gone to college

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