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if you find a google docs link, do not be alarmed. simply permanently seal off the room you found it in.

if you see a google docs link on the road, kill it

if a google docs link tells you to dig up the silver hemispheres it is trapped in so it can finally be free and destroy the world all over again, at least skype with it first so you know it's the same person as on the profile pic

*wirft versehentlich ein Salatblatt in pers Glas*
*sieht sich hektisch um*
*wirft ein paar bunte Steine hinterher*
*nickt zufrieden*

There is a huge google phishing email going about rn. It’s a real app that will ask for google access, so if you get hit, 2FA won’t protect you, be careful. motherboard.vice.com/en_us/art

@slooploon ah und das wort, das es laut wikipedia gibt, ist "kesselstein". hab ich sicher schon einmal irgendwo gelesen, aber wär ich nie drauf gekommen, dass es das gibt m)

so, what open source projects are good and welcoming with new people getting involved, particularly ones who haven't contributed before?

@slooploon oh ich hätte glaub ich einfach gesagt "da ist kalk / ein kalkbröserl in meinem tee", aber hm ja du hast voll recht, meh, und in der situation ist es sowieso eindeutig, hm.

@davidsgallant also helps to achieve a sufficient amount of crunch in your diet, very useful actually

okay I deleted a toot because I am an insecure cat, too insecure to whine about being too tired and lazy to do uni stuff

…wikipedia informs me that there is a German word for this as well, but I refuse to accept it because it do not like it and am not planning to use it, ever

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the "German has a word for everything" myth is a myth, English has a word for… limescale

in German it's just a super ambiguous generic word that usually means the mineral/related stone/whatever, not the thing that you find in your kettle

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…when you find bits of limescale in your tea but are too lazy to descale your kettle

I thought "okay I am going to be a big cat and do my homework", and now I'm so tempted to read obscure blogs about ~alien big cats~ instead 👽

@Jules <3 whatever it is called, i am sure it is amazing, the botbit :D

*calms itself and just gets some tea or something to forget the phone cover thing*

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also ewwwwww phone cover that's probably not super clean ewwww let me disinfect my mouth

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