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(repeating after self-help 8-track tape) i deserve a large automobile. i deserve a beautiful house. i deserve a beautiful wife.
@aquinton Consider a Large Wife, though, clawed and fanged, that makes floor braces creak under her paws.
@mavica_again And I will tell myself, I know how I got here!
@mavica_again Sounds like someone is dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend... Bring your trade! Bring your title! Bring your wife!
@mavica_again TIL when talking to a friend whose entry into the tech world was as a repairer of eight-tracks: they were derived from the Fidelipac format that was a two-track.
"I deserve" *click* "I deserve" *click*
@mavica_again you may ask yourself "how did I get here", and the answer is "I deserve to be here."