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it's my birthday i would really appreciate some questions
"happy birthday! how are you celebrating?"
i am trying to recover from a system glitch
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"favorite palm handhelds?"
handspring visor, followed by the clié line
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"Happy birthday! What kind of cake do you like?"
i haven't really had much of a sweet tooth for a long time so i would probably celebrate with something savoury like a pizza or a big wheel of cheese
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"How do you keep your fur soft and fluffy?"
it's synthetic dry clean
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"Are you atx compatible?"
i use whatever the hell big connector block amiga 2000 machines used
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"favorite non-alcoholic beverage? bonus points for contextual details that make it even better. specific type of glass, time of day, frame of mind, et cetera"
i like to make instant coffee with sugar and cold milk. instant coffee with water, cold or boiling, has always been unpalatable for me. but with cold milk especially on a hot day? perfect quick caffeine beverage to me
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"would you like a biscuit
i have party rings"
i wish they would make something like party rings but with terrible artificial cheese instead of frosting
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"firstly happy birthday - secondly, do you enjoy video games loosely or strictly about golf, and what's your favorite one of those"
thank you! took me a while to reply to this ask because i was thinking about it and then i forgot about it. i haven't played a lot of golf games but i mostly like online multiplayer ones because they're really fun to play with my girlfriends who are all in different countries. vertiginous golf and golf with friends are two recent [...]
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"What’s your favorite gaseous compound? For me, it’s that sweet ozone that comes off a fresh copy or laser print job!"
unironically there's something about the fumes from certain diesel engines that i really enjoy smelling. i don't know enough about diesel engines to know if it comes from a poor combustion or what so i'm not sure how to specify
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