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RT @LaserScheme@twitter.com

these objects are only found in the waiting room at a dentist office and nowhere else

🐦🔗: twitter.com/LaserScheme/status

depois a gente faz chacota com empresa privada e não sabem por quê

há 3 horas estão pedindo que clientes chamem por DM e há horas ninguém responde nenhum DM rs

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privatiza que eu gosto!

RT @EnelClientesBR@twitter.com

Atenção, SP!
O temporal desta tarde provocou o desligamento de uma linha de alta tensão da distribuidora que garante o abastecimento de energia para subestações da região Sul da capital.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/EnelClientesBR/sta

RT @mollytaft@twitter.com

media CEO: we’re doing a series on salary transparency!
same media CEO: wait no stop asking about mine

🐦🔗: twitter.com/mollytaft/status/1

RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

apple users rejoice, v3.2 should finally fix live preview on safari browsers!
maple.pet/webgbcam/

thank you to @aquinton@twitter.com, @ProgramGamer@twitter.com and @LaserScheme@twitter.com for help with testing

if you do not see version 3.2, please refresh your browser cache

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

RT @carlosrittl@twitter.com

Guru? Astrólogo? Filósofo? Professor? Olavo só fez uma coisa boa na vida: uma parede. Para selar a porta do quarto em sua casa em Pinheiros (anos 80), depois de subir em uma barca egípcia com a certeza de que iria "transmigrar".

🐦🔗: twitter.com/carlosrittl/status

RT @yellowcardigan@twitter.com

Okay but this doesn’t work. You can say or type any of these things to me and there’s a greater than 50% chance I’ll assume you’re annoyed with me or disappointed in me.

Also you shouldn’t need an infographic to tell you that “you can come if you want to” is not an invitation!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/yellowcardigan/sta

RT @mightyjabba@twitter.com

In 1996 I moved to Japan to teach English, and spent most of my first month's pay on this: The Sharp Color Zaurus MI-10, the first PDA with a color screen. Allow me to introduce it to you. (A thread.) 1/11

🐦🔗: twitter.com/mightyjabba/status

RT @sensacionalista@twitter.com

Onda de calor foi causada por porta do inferno se abrindo para receber Olavo de Carvalho, diz meteorologia

🐦🔗: twitter.com/sensacionalista/st

apple users rejoice, v3.2 should finally fix live preview on safari browsers!
maple.pet/webgbcam/

thank you to @aquinton@twitter.com, @ProgramGamer@twitter.com and @LaserScheme@twitter.com for help with testing

if you do not see version 3.2, please refresh your browser cache

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