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RT @notallbhas@twitter.com

when you’re a CEO paying an “executive assistant” the equivalent of $7,220.65 USD to run your company for you

🐦🔗: twitter.com/notallbhas/status/

me: ok it's time to go recharge

brain: ok

brain:

brain: two trucks having sex, two trucks having sex

calling the vaccines super-soldier serum escapes my vaccine muted word so please be considerate when bragging that your country has vaccines thanks

RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

man i don't wanna like, make any of my gringo moots feel bad or anything but damn if hearing a constant influx of people saying "i got my first dose of the vaccine" doesn't upset me for living in a country where the government is actively working against vaccinating efforts

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

happened again

RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

hey has anyone at @discord@twitter.com figured out yet why like since two years ago the Android client likes to randomly disconnect a call without retries for no apparent reason (not background because i'm literally looking at the call on my screen) or is it time to move back to @Skype@twitter.com ?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

the interesting part of having no depth perception due to a lack of being able to use both my eyes at the same time is that VR, because each eye is fed a forced separate perspective, looks more real than AFK life to me

all the more reason for me to be a digital being

learning a lot of weird stuff about people who don't have astigmatism, myopia and strabismus all at once

did magic eye ever work or is it like an inside joke by neurotypicals that random noise is supposed to look like anything

sometimes there are certain tweets i wish people wouldn't like because my brain parses it as they're liking that i'm struggling. i used to argue but these days i just delete the tweet when that happens

RT @adhd_author@twitter.com

im constantly sacrificing my hygiene and self care in order to get done the stuff i "need" to get done. im trying to change that starting today. it took me all day to do everything but i did it. *i* am the most important. twitter.com/Rauffle/status/137

🐦🔗: twitter.com/adhd_author/status

RT @hmsnofun@twitter.com

mainstream media loves scaremongering about "near-identical" soviet apartment blocs and then with the same hands write about innovative gen z millionaires turning garbage cans into single-occupancy condos for a mere $15,000 a month

🐦🔗: twitter.com/hmsnofun/status/13

RT @GiovaneWebster@twitter.com

We made it! Wonderbox: The Adventure Maker is available at @AppleArcade@twitter.com on iPhones, iPads, Apple TVs and MacOS. Life in little boxes. Or in Brazilian Portuguese, "Vida de Caixinha". That's how ideas started to emerge ... CONTINUE

🐦🔗: twitter.com/GiovaneWebster/sta

not to sound anything close to an anti-vaxxer but maybe i need to mute certain words like "vaccine"

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not only THAT, but also home of literally the most infectious variant of the virus. and no vaccines. and over 200k dead. and the president mocking concerns over this "flu", in 2021. maybe state genocide was charming in April 2020 but now it's a year overstaying its welcome

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man i don't wanna like, make any of my gringo moots feel bad or anything but damn if hearing a constant influx of people saying "i got my first dose of the vaccine" doesn't upset me for living in a country where the government is actively working against vaccinating efforts

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