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this joke, obviously, doesn't work if you tell it to someone who actually knows how to tune a piano

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"What.. is the difference between a fish, and a piano?"
"Oh gee I dunno Fozzie, what's the difference between a fish and a piano?"
"You can tuna fish... but you can't tune a piano!"
"But Fozzie, you CAN tune a piano!"
"I'd like to see YOU try! Wakka wakka!!"

RT @Atatra_Millie@twitter.com

This pride month, why not prove your allyship as a cis het person by donating to my wife and me? it's quick, it's simple, and uh, ok it's not free, but come on, pleeease?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Atatra_Millie/stat

RT @GitHubBrasil@twitter.com

Esse momento é nosso, Brasil! 🎉🇧🇷 Estamos muito felizes de anunciar que o GitHub Sponsors acaba de ser liberado para todo o país. Agora, qualquer pessoa desenvolvedora brasileira pode obter apoio financeiro para seus projetos open source!🤝👇
linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:l

🐦🔗: twitter.com/GitHubBrasil/statu

it's ok she won't namesearch me because she already blocked me for calling her a transphobe

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lol naomi wu keeps digging her hole deeper because of course she is

anyway transphobia and nfts go hand in hand because of course they do

"here's a full catalogue of the very real pride logos companies have used every june past injected directly into your eyes in a poor attempt at irony poisoning" says every person wearing a "no brands at pride" beanie on social media

you can't be pro gun control and still be subscribed to the 8-bit guy surely

RT @Emberflux@twitter.com

The world is fucking burning, fascists are firing into crowds, trans women are being stripped of basic rights in multiple states, and you care about what a random lesbian calls themself? Fuck you.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Emberflux/status/1

RT @queercryptidRey@twitter.com

you don't have to like or use any flag, nobody is obligated to use a flag they don't want, but y'all need to stop fucking stepping all over our history bc you think incredibly meaningful designs are "ugly"

🐦🔗: twitter.com/queercryptidRey/st

i still haven't been able to find a job i don't need a foreign work visa for (which would take years) and my reserves are starting to dwindle a bit. if you got any remote tech positions or freelance you think i would be a good fit for, please DM me

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RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

hi i'm looking for work. i can do html, css, js like few others, plus extensive professional experience doing embedded software development & a keen eye for graphic design. i can make your stuff pixel-perfect. interested in working full remote only. maple.pet/tech

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

RT @MysteryCompass@twitter.com

You're in a security room in Acropolis of the Nutmeg.
Everything has a brown tint to it and pipes along the walls leak a green coloured liquid.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MysteryCompass/sta

need this juice to see depth better

RT @JuiceThatTweets@twitter.com

Juice that makes you stereoscopic

🐦🔗: twitter.com/JuiceThatTweets/st

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