maple "mavica" syrup [6502] @mavica_again@computerfairi.es

i realize this sounds like "you didn't like me enough so i'm going to start voting for the bad guys out of spite" but consider this: I am Running Out of Money and i have Not had a Single Interview since May of This Year

add fire to fire i guess

given i have not had a single interview since may this will not decrease my chances of getting an interview

whenever jobs *require* a cover letter i'm going to start attaching PDFs whose sole content is "this page intentionally left blank"

why am i participating. holy shit

anybody with over 1000 twitter followers has brain rot and i realize i'm getting close to it

i'm a competent low-level C software engineer with experience in web design, graphic design and all things hardware. someone fucking hire me already

the only thing i want to vaguetweet about this whole bullshit that's been going on is that i have been looking for the "nice tech companies" to hire me since may of this year and if lockheed martin showed up in my inbox with a contract i would hesitate to say no

kiwifarms has directly killed people

i'm so tired

i have not had a job interview since may.

i've lost count of how many places i applied to and i know i have a 50% success rate in getting a rejection letter (the other 50% don't bother with even that) but i haven't even had a single interview since may.

what am i doing wrong

"write an essay about why should we hire you" would you like to pay me per word or per hour?

every time i do the entire song and dance for funny startups who ask for a lot more than a cover letter from applicants (which i already think a cover letter is a pain to write) and i don't even get the courtesy of a SINGLE INTERVIEW i grow a little more impatient with capitalism

cc @WilliamShatner@twitter.com

people not wanting to be called cis shouldn't be calling me a trans woman either just call me woman, it's simple

i don't think anyone should be made to worry about money.

i don't want to be a rockstar developer. i just want to live with my wife and not worry about money

i'm tired of places asking me why i want to work for them and to analyse all the decisions i've made in my career. i just want to be paid to code in C. i heard low-level software and firmware programmers are in high demand. where's all the demand? where are my suitors?