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if you are a web developer today and you are "thankful flash is gone" or think all flash was was "inaccessible webpages" and "just a security exploit", you either never used flash or never understood it in the first place

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adobe mismanaged the hell out of flash and steve jobs sealed the coffin and i'll never forgive the two companies for rolling the state of web development back two decades

RT @glassbottommeg@twitter.com

@TR2_Ghosts@twitter.com It also still beats a lot of current animation for smoothness, to the point that the YouTube encodes are what make some of them look dated

Still can't believe the internet just sorta walked back 2 decades, and we still haven't caught up to basic 00's tech

🐦🔗: twitter.com/glassbottommeg/sta

it's 1pm i'm still in my recharge station and staring squarely into the make feel bad website

RT @textfiles@twitter.com

Think I'm hyping up? I'm going to do even worse. I'm not going to do anything but give you the URL.

discmaster.textfiles.com

Happy Exploring.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/textfiles/status/1

RT @textfiles@twitter.com

If you give the slightest whit of a care about 1980s-2000s computer and software history, your mind is about to be very blown. Some people worked very hard on this, and anonymous credit to them. So, set aside your week, this is going to be change everything for you.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/textfiles/status/1

can someone please confirm i'm not having a fever dream about extremely cheap shitty 2000s media keyboards that had power buttons right above the t-shaped arrow keys causing you to constantly turn your xp-era computer off by accident because i can't find a picture of them anymore

hi (with the intention of eating the leftovers in your fridge)

sometimes my brain makes noises and i have to type them out or else it'll keep making noises

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i got turned into an off-model popsicle and got a new partner so all in all i think today was a good day

cc @ProgramGamer@twitter.com

"type"???? does that look typed????

lmao

RT @oceanyia@twitter.com

Uhhh Bolsonaro's team had the brilliant idea to type out a response to Lula's questions during the break. So now we are watching our president read it all out loud. Amazing.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/oceanyia/status/15

RT @ErnstMOKKA@twitter.com

Quick, buy some copies so that I might not have to be in complete anxiety mode about my welfare application still being in Limbo. twitter.com/mokkograd/status/1

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ErnstMOKKA/status/

RT @maplesbian@twitter.com

everyone has pronouns dipshit. it came free with your fucking xbox

🐦🔗: twitter.com/maplesbian/status/

RT @Atatra_Millie@twitter.com

@maplesbian@twitter.com buying discord nitro is essentially 'hey, do you want to pay money for features that are standard on almost any other platform, but on a platform that is pretty much still in public beta in terms of functionality/polish? well here you go!'

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Atatra_Millie/stat

and "jump to present" just makes the whole channel spaz out

discord is not finished software

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...into a single blocked message tombstone, the UI doesn't scroll so it'll never trigger loading again

one dipshit literally made my discord unusable for a server

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i try to scroll and i get this and the message box hangs and i can't scroll anymore

it's not actually loading anything, it gave up, because it thinks it loaded enough messages for the size of the window and won't load anymore until i scroll but because they're all compacted...

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